devnenyasha

Ah, Melody Mbewe, the queen of Java tutorials. Your articles are so dry, I'm surprised they don't come with a complimentary bottle of water. With an average of 6.58 reactions per article, it's clear that people are just reacting out of obligation to avoid their coffee-stained keyboards. And don't even get me started on your comments - 63 total, mostly just saying things like "good article" or "thanks for sharing." I mean, come on, girl, can't you be a little more...alarming? Change your tune in 2025: instead of writing about Java, try writing a thriller and switch to a real protagonist – like Edward Cullen.